Abject and Pathetic Pleading

First, let me give a BIG thank you to all those who have already bought my book, The Jezebel Effect.

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Now comes step two – begging for reviews. For those of you who are not authors, let me explain that books live or die by the reviews they receive. The more reviews, the better. In fact, some promotions or sales are restricted to books with a certain threshold of reviews. Books need reviews like daffodils need sunshine. It is just the way it is.

That is why I come to you as a humble supplicant, obsequiously whinging that you do me a solid and review the book on Amazon. My closest friends know this will be followed by emails containing emotional blackmail, and will review the book out of desperation. Authors know no shame when it comes to their book. Also, we do this when we get a review:

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Authors are bat-crap crazy.

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